· Cooking Aprons · 1 min read
Funny Stoic Dog Apron: Cook with a Blank Expression and Unmoving Style
Kitchen duty just got funnier with this stoic dog apron. Keep clean while sporting a hilariously blank face.

Hilarious funny dog apron for unmoving, blank-faced chefs.
This funny dog apron is perfect for the home chef who likes to cook with a stoic, unmoving flair, ensuring your kitchen presence is as legendary as your culinary skills, and it makes a fantastic funny gift for any culinary enthusiast who appreciates a good laugh. Made from an easy-care 5.5-ounce blend of 65% polyester and 35% cotton, this apron measures a practical 22 inches wide by 30 inches long, featuring a unique fitting system that allows you to adjust the length with a single strap pull, plus two handy patch pockets and a convenient pen pocket. Want to add a personal touch to this culinary masterpiece? Just type your hilarious message into the designated spot, and we’ll make this apron uniquely yours!
Chef'S Silent Judgment Apron Design
$25.95

Kitchen duty just got funnier with this stoic dog apron. Keep clean while sporting a hilariously blank face.



